shaqeara:

when did every interior designer decide that beige was their favourite colour

kittenwitchandthebadvibes: ““I didn’t do well on this project… BUT I learned a lot and can do better next time” “I don’t like the way I look… BUT my appearance does not define my worth” “I feel like people don’t like me… BUT I am a likeable person,...

kittenwitchandthebadvibes:

“I didn’t do well on this project…
BUT I learned a lot and can do better next time”

“I don’t like the way I look…
BUT my appearance does not define my worth”

“I feel like people don’t like me…
BUT I am a likeable person, and my perception of other people could be wrong”

It’s not easy undoing all the negative self talk in our heads, BUT we can get there if we remember to give bad vibes the “but” 😼💖 

marypsue:

women get flak for having so many candles but like. what else is it socially acceptable and legal to light on fire after a long, stressful day

beholdthemem:

theinfiknight:

chaoticgood:

spiderman is so fucking funny dude saves like an entire country and then he goes home at the end of the day and opens his fridge and hes got like 1 egg and a half empty can of arizona tea no matter how old he is or what comic hes from thats just how peter parker lives

Somebody post the “we have money. Oh thank god” screenshot

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Your wish is my command

newtgeiszler:

mcelboycontent:

thinking about how john mulaney and the mcelroys talk about their marriages as juxtaposed to most male comedians and just like…god the bar is so low but after so many years of hearing “ball and chain” jokes it is unbelievably refreshing to hear male comedians love the absolute shit out of their wives

millennials are killing the hating your wife industry

i-jab:

flaming-fruitcake:

theocseason4:

I am LOSING my mind this is so funny

I want to watch the whole thing.

Ok but women are so strong like she is in so much fucking pain and is like fuck that im going to straighten my hair

attendance:

mmwtmx:

attendance:

so last week I reposted the money dog hoping money would come my way and guess what… IT WORKED!

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the very next day I found the most amazing website. they will literally pay you to take quizzes like the ones on buzzfeed (for market research or some shit.) I know that they’re legit bc I already received my first $20 via paypal, BLESS U MONEY DOG 😭 I only spent like an hour taking quizzes so I couldn’t be happier

WELL WHATS THE WEBSITE DROP A LINK

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whoops you can sign up here! the website is called survey junkie

to people asking for proof it’s real, here’s the paypal money they sent me

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